Tuesday, April 19, 2005

The Best

Have you ever wanted to be the best at something? Well it's possible. All you need to do is make up something that cannot possibly be proven wrong and then tell yourself that you are the best at it. I'll give you an example. I'm the best whisperer. Are you seriously going to try and prove that I'm not the best whisperer? Good luck with that one. Another thing you can try is telling other people that you have the best something or other. For example. I have the best urinary tract. I mean is it really possible for someone to disprove that. I knew this guy in college who was the "Best Small Rebounder in the Whittemore Center". We couldn't prove otherwise so we just went along with it. Next time you are feeling like you aren't the best at something try my little trick and I guarantee it will brighten up your day.

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