The Meatheads are throwing the Keg
A Meathead is defined in Webster's dictionary as follows:A stupid or dull person.
El Merced (my apartment complex) is crawling with these Meatheads. Everwhere you look there is some guy with a dumb look on his face and muscles so big he can't even walk straight. Last Sunday I was sitting out by the pool when out of nowhere a Meathead convention commenced. Almost immediately the Meatheads started wrestling each other in the pool. A girl came over and handed two of the Meatheads inflatable rafts. Any normal person would have used the raft to float in the pool. The Meatheads gave the girl a confused look and then proceeded to beat each other with the rafts. I immediately thought of the famous Ape scene from 2001: A Space Odyssey. I could not help but laugh at these two moronic beings. In order to pay tribute to these two idiots I have compiled a list of various Meathead characteristics for you to recognize in your everyday life. Enjoy.
Car of choice: Jeep Wrangler, Ford Mustang, Chevy Camaro
Always seen carrying: A football.
Must have tattoo: Tribal ring
Shirt of Choice: Extremely tight white or black button down shirt untucked.
Wearing Makeup?: You bet
posted by Craig Geiger @ 6:24 PM
7 Comments:
Dude,
I mean, come on man, what's wrong with tribal band tattoos? Seriously, you got a problem with the fact that I drive a Jeep Wrangler while holding a football? Jesus dude, I'm gonna beat your ass frat style with a raft. Phi Kappa Sigma forever!
By the way you forgot to mention:
necessary accessories: Roofies, wristband just below elbow, low-carb beer
\m/ O'DOYLE RULES! \m/
dude are you that little bitch in the picture below? i am going to find you and beat you you stupid asshole. what makes you think you are so much better than me/us? i too live in san diego and now know where you live...
What kind of fuck threatens people on a blog? I'll tell you, Me! I'm gonna go to SDSU and make sure that I slap every meathead football player around with my 9 inch cock. I know how all meatheads are homophobes, so that'll make sure I'm extra gay when I'm choking you with my schlong.
I think it is hilarious that sdsu footballer happens upon this particular blog. Were you searching for the word Meathead and this came up? Is that what you do all day? Also, I love the fact that you admit you are a Meathead. Obviously the characteristics were dead on or you wouldn't be so pissed off. You also came back with the typical meathead response which is to fight. You couldn't come up with anything intelligent to say so you went with the popular choice of I'm going to kick your ass.
That predictable meathead comment was for real? No shit. I thought it was so meatheadish that it had to be one of our friends. Also, where in your blog do you mention San Diego? I honestly thought it was someone imitating Horan because of the "little bitch" reference. Honestly, Mr. SDSU Footballer, stop being such a toolbag and threatening people on their blog. Homo. I am glad to heat that you are getting an education, but you don't need one for your future job(s):
1) Lady shoe salesman
2) Mall Security Guard
3) Ass Pony
4) 82 Uncle
5) Public Speaker about STD awareness
Do you think this is the real Horan? Well it is!
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