MANDATORY Download of the Week
Please accept my apologies for not posting sooner, but I have been getting harassing phone calls from someone named Davor at all hours of the night. He keeps saying "We are so into you" and then he proceeds to quack into the phone. I have changed my phone # but the calls keep rolling in. He sent me a picture in the mail and needless to say it was disturbing. He was wearing a Kentucky (reversible) tank top jersey and he had socks on his ears. If you come across this deranged individual please call 862-Tank ASAP. If Shady Kate answers, hang up.Now onto the show. Drumroll please...................
Feel Good Inc. by Gorillaz
Gorillaz is a British band that is headed up by Damon Albarn of Blur fame. I am sure many of you remember the annoyingly catchy Song 2. Woo hoo, when I feel heavy metal. They are a cross between Daft Punk and Yanni.
Word to the wise: Don't ever fuck with Yanni. He carries a pool cue over his shoulder and will issue a severe beatdown to anybody that gets in his way. And whatever you do, don't ask him if he is the lead singer of the band Stillwater. I learned that one the hard way.
posted by Craig Geiger @ 6:14 PM
2 Comments:
I hate Stillwater. They're so seventies. Jethro Tull is much more my style.
You're nuts! We blow. Progressive Rock was the worst thing to come out of the seventies. And people wonder why disco bevame so popular. Oh, and Yanni is a total flamer. That pool cue is used entirely for anal penetration and for giving the dirty sanchez.
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