STAR WARS Episode III-SPOILER ALERT
I saw the new Star Wars last night and I must say that is was one of the worst movies I have ever seen. Not only was the movie awful, but it had some shocking revelations about some of the characters.1.) C3-PO is gay. How can that be? He didn't seem gay in episodes I-II and IV-VI.
2.) Mace Windu isn't a real Jedi. I guess he skipped the Jedi training because of some Galactic Affirmative Action law.
3.) Darth Vader is Anakin Skywalker. Wait a second. Doesn't that mean Darth Vader is Luke's father? This changes everything. I wonder if that is what Vader meant in Empire when he said "Luke, I am your father."
Whatever you do this weekend make sure that you go see this movie. Even if you don't like Star Wars, the revelations alone will be worth it.
posted by Craig Geiger @ 10:20 AM
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Have you guys ready my blog? I don't update it now that I'm dead and all, but it kind of explains my feelings in Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi, especially regarding my son. Seriously, I come up with some funny shit.
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