The World According to Craig

Top 5 Movies that say "I'm a Closet Homosexual"

Here is a new twist on an old classic. These are not my top 5 favorite movies, but rather movies to be on the lookout for. For example: If you are going through a male friend's movie collection and one of these movies is in there heed my warning and head for the hills. Do not pass go do not collect your $200 just get the fuck out of there. Never speak to that friend ever again. If he tries to call throw the phone out the window. Now without further adieu my Top 5.

1.) What Women Want-Don't let the title fool you. This movie is not what women want.

2.) Grease-The only way you can justify owning this one is if you still fix your hair with a jackknife comb and roll your cigarettes in your sleeve.

3.) Any movie with J-Lo in it-No exceptions. I don't care who directed it, who her co-star was, whether or not she gets naked. No excuses.

4.) Waiting to Exhale-More like waiting to jump off a bridge.

5.) Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood-I feel gay just saying that one.

Keep in mind that this is only the top 5. Be on the lookout for other suspicious movies that may be in your friend's DVD collection. If you aren't careful someday you too will be able to recognize the new Abercrombie skirt.

posted by Craig Geiger @ 5:35 PM