If Ford Sucks.....
If Ford Sucks then Chevy Swallows. Sounds like a great idea for a bumper sticker doesn't it. Well much to my dismay some asshole has already beaten me to the punch. Monday on my way to work I saw this briliant declaration on the back of a (surprise) Ford F-150. Can someone please tune me into when exactly the Truck Wars started? Was it back in the early 1900's when Henry Ford beat Jim Chevy to the assembly line and built the first Model T? Or was it in the early 80's when trucks became popular with ex high school football players? Also known as '82 Uncles. (John Wiedenmann,Catch Phrases, Pg. 27, 2000) I would love to know what the beef is between the two sides. Maybe Ford took a shit in Chevy's toilet, didn't flush and then refused to own up to it. Whatever it was one side has to apologize to the other. We have enough problems in the world without having to worry about two trucks fighting over a turd. I kindly ask that all Ford and Chevy (Truck) owners meet this weekend at the local Wal-Mart so that we can finally put this issue to rest.
posted by Craig Geiger @ 6:15 PM
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