Late Breaking News!

Big news on the WNBA front. League MVP Sheryl Swoopes publicly announces that she is a lesbian. This news raises the leagues carpet munching percentage to an even 89%. I think the bigger news story would have been if she had announced that she was straight. Sorry Kevin but your dream of banging a reigning WNBA MVP has died for the time being. Maybe next year.
In other news: Rosie O'Donnell is actually a man.

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