The World According to Craig

Jay is so Crockett!

Miami Vice: Season 1 coming to DVD Tuesday January 31st.*


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posted by Craig Geiger @ 7:04 PM 0 comments

Como Estoy?

Sorry that I haven't posted in quite some time, but I have been extremely busy. I just got promoted to Senior Temp at the sweat shop. This entails some extra responsibility as you can imagine. Por ejemplo, I was given a whip to use any time one of the workers tries to catch a fly with chopsticks. I also get to supervise the rice maker during lunch. The day are long and the nights are hard, but so far it is worth it.

Also, I have been busy collaborating with John's best man on a debauchery filled weekend in NYC. The only instruction I have been given is meatball titties-Rachel Ray style. I'm not exactly sure what that is about, but I will go with it. It is not often that John gives a directive so I will do my best not to fuck it up. See you in a couple of months buddy. Wait....Don't you live in Santa Cruz? Fag.

Congatulations to Kevin on his promotion. I guess puking/shitting yourself at work really does pay off. He will now be able to upgrade from Mumm's to Dom Perignon. I wish you all the best. Don't fuck it up this time. If you meet a girl with pointy shoes, run!

posted by Craig Geiger @ 7:17 PM 0 comments

All right! Hoops

When did the women start playing the men?

posted by Craig Geiger @ 7:20 PM 0 comments

Breaking hoops news!!!

I don't know how we did it folks, but we have found a picture of Brendan Tuohy playing basketball back in '88. For those of you who do not know, Brendan was infamous for hitting the ceiling with his shots (although you would not suspect it from this picture of Tuohy "D"-ing up hard) ...

posted by Craig Geiger @ 11:23 AM 1 comments

Jose had a figurine made...

posted by Craig Geiger @ 11:17 AM 0 comments

Kiss Me. I'm Drunk.

Dutton goes in for the kill.

posted by Craig Geiger @ 11:23 PM 0 comments

Dude, Where's my Car?

Tuohy explains habeus corpus while Kevin attempts to remember where he is.

posted by Craig Geiger @ 11:20 PM 0 comments

I AM A ROBOT

posted by Craig Geiger @ 11:08 PM 0 comments

Lazy Man's Nirvana

I received an e-mail at around 9:00 p.m. last night from do.not.reply@iTunes.com. It alerted me to the fact that my The Strokes:First Impressions of Earth pre-order was ready for immediate download. What the fuck? It was only Monday night. The album didn't even drop for another three hours.

I guess this is one of the many advantages of living the digital lifestyle. No longer do you have to drive to Strawberries @ midnight on the night of a big release. No longer do you have to stand in line with some high school poseurs who just spent the last fifteen minutes taking bong hits in their beat up Pontiac Sunbird. The good folks at Apple have taken the chore out of your hands and allowed you to complete your goal of becoming lazier than the previous year.

For those of you who haven't checked out The Strokes, do so now. They might not be the most talented band, but they sure do make an enjoyable 35 minute record.

posted by Craig Geiger @ 7:53 PM 1 comments