Saturday, July 09, 2005

Spike LaPointe's MANDATORY Download of the Week

Do you love crappy reggae music? I sure do. This week's MANDATORY download highlights the crappiest of all crappy reggae music. The MANDATORY download of the week is so crappy this it is featured on Nay's Phat Mix Vol. 1. Never before has a song combined such a total lack of meaning with a catchy beat. Please allow me to introduce to you:

Who am I? by Beenie Man

Not sure what song this is? I will now present to you the pinnacle of god awful lyrics. Fasten your seatbelts folks.

"Who's got the keys to my beamer?"

I don't know Beenie Man, who? Maybe Sim Simma has your keys. Maybe Shabba has your keys. I really don't know. I challenge Spike to respond to this post and alert us to who exactly has the keys to Beenie's beamer. If he is able to do so a bright shiny yellow volleyball will be coming his way very soon. Good luck Spike.

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