Amazing Discoveries:Part One
In last week's Brian Austin Green post, it appears that Jay is sporting a rat tail. I assumed that it was an optical illusion. However, in order to clear up the matter I decided to do a little detective work. I pulled up some old photos of Jay and sure enough he has a rat tail in those pics as well. This was no illusion folks. Still, where did the lighter fluid come from?
P.S.
If you compare the two pictures you can see that Jay has really gone to extensive lengths to grow it out. Keep up the good work.
Thanks for the last three years!
Shocking news on the Boston sports front. Theo Epstein has resigned as GM of the Red Sox. I sure hope Mr. Burns and his cronies realize just how big this decision really is. In the coming weeks look for the Sox brass to trade Manny to the Angels for Jarrod Washburn/crappy prospect. Also, look for Johnny Damon to sign with the hated Yankees.
My prediction for next season is a third place finish in the AL East. Hopefully this will lead to decreased demand and the everyday Joe Schmo will be able to get tickets again.
There are some things in life money can't buy. For everything else there's Diner's Club.
A bottle of Sam Adams Light at the York Harbor Inn: $4.00
Gap Polo Shirt: On sale for $19.99
Black Tuxedo Shoes: Free with any tux rental
Having your new wife discover that you are a never nude: Priceless
Wake Up San Francisco!
Ah Ah Ah Ah. Boobooboodopdooda.
Sarah and I rode our bikes to Golden Gate Park and on the way we stopped at the Painted Ladies which should look familiar to all who are children of the '80's. You got it dude!
Update: Sulu is extra gay.
Greetings! Aha ha ha ha ha.
Sulu is Gay!
More shocking news! George Takei laughed himself out of the closet today. A San Francisco website is reporting that the former trekkie is a homosexual. Aha ha ha ha.
Late Breaking News!
Big news on the WNBA front. League MVP Sheryl Swoopes publicly announces that she is a lesbian. This news raises the leagues carpet munching percentage to an even 89%. I think the bigger news story would have been if she had announced that she was straight. Sorry Kevin but your dream of banging a reigning WNBA MVP has died for the time being. Maybe next year.
In other news: Rosie O'Donnell is actually a man.
Easily the most ridiculous thing that I have ever seen!
A special thanks to Ken Slaw for pointing me in the right direction.
I can't tell if this guy is the newest WWE wrestler or if he is just a flaming homo. What kind of guy wears this shit.
Wife: "Honey, I'm going to the store, do you need me to pick up anything"
Husband: "Sure, can you stop at that new pajama store and pick me up the new snowflake design"
Wife: "With or without the footsies?"
Husband: "Do you really have to even ask?" (laughing aloud)
See you in June.
Brian Austin Green called........
And He Wants His Chain Back.
Gordo Taqueria is God
Having lived on the West Coast for a year now the only thing that I really missed was getting burrito's at Ana's Taqueria in Boston. That wait is now over as I have discovered that San Francisco is home to a small chain of taquerias that is exactly the same as Ana's. That's right EXACTLY the same. They have the two sizes: regular and super, the same amazing green hot sauce and offer the ability to decide whether or not you would like them to slop on a tomato and onion mixture that they like to call salsa. I am so happy to have discovered this as I have never been able to find a burrito as perfect as one from Ana's. Granted these burritos aren't super authentic, but the fact that you choose everything that is put on it is what makes this place so special. There are three locations all in the Richmond district.
Gordo Taqueria
1239 9th Ave, 5450 Geary Blvd and 2252 Clement St
Check it out if you are a transplanted New Englander.
The Search for Asian John
I have accepted the compelling assignment of locating and photographing Asian John. Since I will be in San Francisco for the next 6 months I will scour the city and surrounding suburbs for a glimpse of this reclusively spectacular character. My search will not be easy as I only have a few clues to work with.
1.) He's Asian and he looks like John. An Asian in San Francisco shouldn't be too hard to locate though.
2.) He is often seen with a broccoli spear and has cauliflower in one ear.
3.) He likes to take picture with his camera that cost 5 dollar and 25 cent.
If you have any clues to his whereabouts please e-mail me at
search@searchforasianjohn.com
The Wait is Almost Over!
New content to debut by this weekend.
