Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It's rated Arrrr!
John to the group: "I thought pirates were extinct."
Apparently not my dear boy. I have obtained exclusive footage of a pirate ship chock full of well ..... pirates. As you can see they are wielding machine guns and machetes as opposed to the usual pirate artillery of peg legs and eye patches. Also, they seem to have traded in their Jolly Roger for a much smaller and more reliable speed boat. Since when does a group of terrorists on a boat constitute the rebirth of pirates? Look out for Allah Mohammed Hook and his friend Sheik Blackbeard. I'm pretty sure these guys weren't searching for buried treasure.
posted by Craig Geiger @ 6:28 PM
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