Your Blog Sucks!
Apparently this is the consensus. In the past week I have been bombarded by countless e-mails alerting me to this fact. Here is a small sample from some of those e-mails.cherrybutterkiss@bmgmusic.com writes:
You suck and so does your blog. (hiccup) I can't believe that I am forced to read this shit. (hiccup) Christ. I'm soooo drunk. (hiccup) Update or die.
Kevin? Is that you?
jandjcoltonstrattonthethird@jerichonightlife.net writes:
Never done update your blog before. Never gone update your blog now. Maybe your blog sucks and maybe it doesn't, but then you won't know if it does, but then you will.
Was that last sentence even a sentence?
overeatersanynomous@herbivore.org writes:
I can't believe I just ate that entire bucket of Kentucky Fried Tofu. I wish I had some water and tangerine seltzer to wash it down. This lack of updates is turning me gay.
Lack of updates is never an excuse to overeat. Hang in there John!
I have just one thing to say in response to these e-mails. Eat Shit!
More to come later this week. Hang in there.
posted by Craig Geiger @ 5:21 PM
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