Freeze Turkeys!
Look kids. It's Robocop. He is here today to give a few words of advice to all the criminals out there. Go ahead Mr. Cop.
Listen up criminals. I am a human cyborg police officer. I command you to stop all of your criminal acts and bow down before me. I am on the lookout for people riding their bikes while intoxicated. If you ever consider trying this don't. I will find you. I am also on the lookout for people thowing cigarette butts out the window of their cars. Take it from me. Don't be a butthead.
Thanks for the advice Robocop. We always enjoy hearing from you.
posted by Craig Geiger @ 12:39 PM
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Robo Cop also frequently uses his robo-attachment, the breathalizer, and is programmed to tell 99% of the truth.
I heard Robocop has pronouncing the hard "c" when in the middle of a word like Ithaca or Utica (he says Ithassa and Utissa). Good thing Robocop doesn't patrol in NY state.
i am lost. sorry i haven't written anything... work is CRAZY - everybody quit. story for another time. these blogs had me crying at work this week though...
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