Special Introductory Offer! While Supplies Last.
As president of the Jake Voskuhl Fan Club I am offering a special package to all new members.The package may include but is not limited to the following:
White Skin Cream-This is for all of our tan skinned fans who want to look and feel like Jake. This cream is similar to the one that C. Thomas Howell used for his role in Soul Man except that it has the opposite effect.
A pair of White Reebok Sneakers with Spongebob Squarepants Shoelaces-We all know how much Jake loves Spongebob.
A 1999 UCONN National Championship bandana-I only have 50 of these left so this will be on a first come first served basis. (Kevin I suggest you contact me ASAP as I know you will not want to miss out on this)
If you are interested in this great offer please send a self addressed stamped envelope to the following address:
Jake Voskuhl Fan Club
c/o Craig Geiger
27 Fifth Year Senior Drive
Can't Jump, CO 90210
*Disclaimer: This post is for entertainment purposes only. In no way am I affiliated with Jake Voskuhl and his fan club. Please do not send a self addressed stamped envelope to the address listed above.
posted by Craig Geiger @ 8:28 AM
4 Comments:
I'm thinking of starting up the Craig Geiger fan club. Upon your payment of $19.95, you will receive one personalized wise ass comment. :)
That was an OREO Brand Cheesecake. The base was made of OREO cookies, damnint! You also get an Austin Powers standup voice box if you join the club, but have to go to Durham and look for it in the bushes.
i heard if you sign up before July 30th, you receive an amazing chicken dish with spinach and mushroom sauce.
Wow! I'm impressed with the fabulous turn out for the Craig Geiger Fan Club (CGFG for short)! Because of this, I am planning on offering memberships at a reduced rate! For a limited time, I am offering an Employee Discount on the Craig Geiger Fan Club. That's right, you pay the SAME FEE as our employees pay, and not a cent more!
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